here is something i want to happen to me:

i want to start choking on a piece of hard candy

and here's why:

so someone can save me using the heimlich manuever

why, you might ask:

so that i can honestly say to a living human being that i owe them my life

yup

today's smilie:

heh... i just saw the album cover to gavin degraw's cd "chariot"...

and he's just looking at a maple leaf...

also, since i'm talking about music, i highly recommend "lay down your weary tune" by bob dylan...

or, for anyone who wants to hear a nice anti-war, folk ditty "last night i had the strangest dream" by simon and garfunkel...

or, for anyone who thinks that american politics has a warped sense of morality "with God on our side" by bob dylan...

or for anyone who knows that animal farm by george orwell is a fantastic book i would recommend "won't get fooled again" by the who...

yup

today's smilie:

heh...

three reasons i feel like i've been pwned ( yes "pwned" ) by life:

1. homework

2. mosquito bites

3. i am so PISSED right now

today's smilie:

YES!

i'm a centaur!

( that is... IF i were a mythological creature i would be a wild creature with the head, arms, and torso of a man joined to the body of a horse at its neck... )

i wish i was a centaur riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight NOW!

today's smilie:

there was an article in the press today with the headline: "Falling a Serious Hazard"

i was speechless when i read that

seriously

i want to kick whoever thought up of that headline... kick him square in the groin...

or her... it could have been a her... in which case a blow to the groin wouldn't be very effective... ( that's because girls don't have testicles )...

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